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Botox!

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Twitter that!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

The Cattle show Week.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

I've been doing sit-ups!

A Head-Dress in 1777

Modern day mirror.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

'What's the night life-like?

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

Septic Fields Forever.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

Central Valley Express

'Boy, Mommie, I'm sure glad you're not a working mother.'

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

"We must be in the Village."

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

Cattle Drive Zoom

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'