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Botox!

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

The Cattle show Week.

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

I've been doing sit-ups!

Modern day mirror.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

A Head-Dress in 1777

'What's the night life-like?

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

Septic Fields Forever.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"We must be in the Village."

'Boy, Mommie, I'm sure glad you're not a working mother.'

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

Cattle Drive Zoom

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

BAAYE!