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"Am I really that fat?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Please Drove Carefully.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Lamb Noise.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Static cling."

'Leadership training.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

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"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Twitter that!

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Mummy?!

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

A cow on a drip.

"I like friut flies!"

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'