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"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Little bo bleep.

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Please Drove Carefully.

Lamb Noise.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

"They’re real."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Static cling."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

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"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

Mummy?!

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

A cow on a drip.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"I like friut flies!"

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'