Rural Life Aficionado T-Shirts

Show off your rural pride with our charming t-shirts, featuring designs that capture the essence of countryside living. Great for farm trips, casual days, or country festivals.

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"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

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"I still use horses to plow my fields." mockup

"I still use horses to plow my fields."

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"It's a trap!"

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"Static cling."

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Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

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Please Drove Carefully.

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Lamb Noise.

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"They’re real."

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'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.' mockup

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

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"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?" mockup

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

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"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now." mockup

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

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"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager." mockup

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

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'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?' mockup

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

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LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

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'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.' mockup

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

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'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.' mockup

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

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Mummy?!

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'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.' mockup

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

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'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.' mockup

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

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"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!" mockup

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

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"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep." mockup

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

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Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals. mockup

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

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Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow! mockup

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

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"I like friut flies!"

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'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.' mockup

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

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'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.' mockup

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

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A cow on a drip.

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"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?" mockup

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

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'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

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The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

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