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Well, that's another 'good graze' ruined!

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

Silver Fox

'Your future looks charming.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"No guarantees, right?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Real Estate Personals

The Cattle show Week.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Wedding Wellies

The Scenic Route

Horse Clean-up

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

It was an impulse buy.

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Home Sweet Home On The Range