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'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

Country Bumpkin.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Your future looks charming.'

Silver Fox

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Old-fashioned computer

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Music hath charms,' &c.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Olive Tree

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Good morning Miss...'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'What's the night life-like?

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."