Local Charm Seeker Pillows

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

Country Bumpkin.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Your future looks charming.'

Silver Fox

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Old-fashioned computer

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Olive Tree

'Good morning Miss...'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'