Country Life Seeker Gifts

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

I fart more than that!

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Playing pig

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Farmers' Warnings.

"You're famous, Angus."