Country Life Explorers Gifts

OOOOOH! That's how it works!

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Playing pig

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Relax. They're just crows."

Cow and Milk

"We should get out to the country more often."

"You're famous, Angus."