Country Life Seeker Mugs

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

I fart more than that!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Farmers' Warnings.

"Herb's from Texas."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4