Country Life Dreamer Mugs

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"I hate country living-I just like country-living magazines."

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

A Gated Community.

'Mr. President, keep in mind that with Thanksgiving fast approaching, you are permitted to give yourself a Presidential Pardon. It doesn't mean however, that you can spend the rest of your term living on a farm in the country.'

Maple syrup and milk collection.

'Let's get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and buy a second igloo someplace.'

'You won't like this split. She gets to keep the country home, while you get to keep the city bills.'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"I've got it! We must reverse polarities! We must give back our degrees, buy some boots and become good ole boys!"

"I just remembered why I stopped being a farm dog."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

Sheep In Curlers

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

Playing pig

Farmers' Warnings.

Migrating cows.

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Cow and Milk