Country Living Dreamer Mugs

'I'm sorry you're disappointed. What did you think we meant by 'our plaice in the country'?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

I fart more than that!

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Farmers' Warnings.

Migrating cows.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Cow and Milk

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

An English Gold Field

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Last Chance for Everything.

Clandestine cows.

A Gated Community.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'