Country Living Dreamer Pillows

'I'm sorry you're disappointed. What did you think we meant by 'our plaice in the country'?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

High Riders of the Old West

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

I fart more than that!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

Farmers' Warnings.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Cow and Milk

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

An English Gold Field

Home Sweet Second Home.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Clandestine cows.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Last Chance for Everything.

A Gated Community.