Countryside Seeker Mugs

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Get on with it!

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Tree Squirrel

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Just in time

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Car Journey.

Bungee sodbustin'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!