Countryside Wanderer Mugs

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Taxidermy.

"Babbling Brook Meadows?"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Hunting

Beware: Ditch Water.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Easter Bunny

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

Walkers

Farm notice - Milk Your Own Cow.

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Countryside Toilet Break

Trilby - 'The happy life'.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Thatched roof car.

Get on with it!

Sheep In Curlers

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Tree Squirrel

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Car Journey.

Just in time

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,