Countryside Wanderer Mugs

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Taxidermy.

"Babbling Brook Meadows?"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Hunting

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

Beware: Ditch Water.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Easter Bunny

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

Walkers

Farm notice - Milk Your Own Cow.

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Countryside Toilet Break

Trilby - 'The happy life'.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

Get on with it!

Migrating cows.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Tree Squirrel

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Car Journey.