Northern Club Enthusiast Gifts

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Gentleman's Club Scene

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Brew Clubs

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'I'm a fiscal conservative, and a social liberal.' 'Unfortunately, he's also a moral anarchist.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Nerd night at the club.

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Cybergoths.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

Lap Line-Dancing Club

"You. You. And you."

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

'Mensa smoking club'

Will Sir be going on to his usual club ?

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

The Modern Footballer Shows His Club Loyalty.