Northern Club Enthusiast Gifts

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Gentleman's Club Scene

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

Time-of-the-month club.

Brew Clubs

'I'm a fiscal conservative, and a social liberal.' 'Unfortunately, he's also a moral anarchist.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Cybergoths.

Nerd night at the club.

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

Lap Line-Dancing Club

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"You. You. And you."

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

'Mensa smoking club'

Will Sir be going on to his usual club ?

The Modern Footballer Shows His Club Loyalty.