Northern Charm Enthusiasts Prints

Flat cap northern pensioner reading an 'e-by-gum' ebook on a reader.

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"Swing me with your words."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Cool hand... Uke

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Truman Capote

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

Mrs.Beelzebub's faux pas.

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

Adult filmstrips

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

'Sure been busy! Good thing it's the slow time of year!'

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

General Store Modernises

Gymnastic Scores.

"Oh I say...very swish"

'What about you? Are you detached?'

'I get buy on a minimum amount of charm. How do you do it?'