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"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

The Cattle show Week.

Centerville.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Person Reading For Pleasure

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

A shepherd with crook.

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

Turkey wary of Christmas

Spring Cleaning

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

"It's not outdated - it's retro."

Just in from St. Paul.

Chimney Sweep

Lady talking to artist at a party

Horse riders

A Painter Paints A Landscape Observed By Two Locals.

Hey y'all.

Another sleepy one town horse.

'Oh, sure... He LOOKS tough, but he can't hold his drink.'

Entering Yoke.

Pastoral: Sung in a simple and idyllic style.

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'