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'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The Cattle show Week.

Cool hand... Uke

Hellbillies.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Person Reading For Pleasure

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

A Redneck Christmas

Hey y'all.

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'

A Painter Paints A Landscape Observed By Two Locals.

Lady talking to artist at a party

Chimney Sweep

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

A Norfolk Dumpling.

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

Hill-Billy Bag Lunches

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

"One more crack about bumpkin architecture and I'm taking you to the cruel, cruel sea."

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'