
'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'
Find the perfect t-shirt for the Southern tradition enthusiast! Witty, heartfelt, and full of southern charm—ideal for casual days celebrating southern life.
'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'
"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"
"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."
Truman Capote
Last Chance For Reality
"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"
Folk Wedding
"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."
'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'
Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.
"So, are you predicting an early spring?"
Maypole
It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!
Gregg Allman
School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'
"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."
Shavuot - Like!
'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'
"Touch that and you're a dead man."
Time for Tea
Queen reigning.
The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.
Happy Hogmanay!
'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'
"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."
First Marriage.
'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'
"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."
"We had this last year."
"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."
'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'
A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.
Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.
'Now that we're all comfy Running Elk will read the minutes of the last meeting.'
'Get Offa My Lawn!'
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