Southern Tradition Lover Pillows

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Truman Capote

Last Chance For Reality

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Gregg Allman

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Happy Hogmanay!

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

First Marriage.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

'Now that we're all comfy Running Elk will read the minutes of the last meeting.'

'Get Offa My Lawn!'