Southern Style Lover Pillows

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

William Faulkner

Truman Capote

Last Chance For Reality

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Cool hand... Uke

Gregg Allman

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Truman Capote

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

Hey y'all.

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

'Ooh, I love your overalls, who are you wearing?'

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'

A Redneck Christmas

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

"He's my cousin from Arizona."

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

Some Settling May Not Occur

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."