Southern Culture Enthusiast Pillows

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Last Chance For Reality

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

A Redneck Christmas

Bed, Bath & Younder

Hey y'all.

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Diocese of South Carolina!

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

Hillbillies and vallybillies have always had a natural distrust of each other.'

The Mason Bee and the Mason-Dixon Bee.

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'