Southern Culture Admirer Pillows

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

"Free Bird!"

Last Chance For Reality

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Cool hand... Uke

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

A Redneck Christmas

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

Bed, Bath & Younder

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

Hey y'all.

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Diocese of South Carolina!

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

The Mason Bee and the Mason-Dixon Bee.

Deep South: Dixie All Ya All Can Eat Buffet

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'