Southern Culture Aficionado Pillows

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

William Faulkner

Truman Capote

Last Chance For Reality

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Gregg Allman

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

Diocese of South Carolina!

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

A Redneck Christmas

Bed, Bath & Younder

Hey y'all.

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

The Mason Bee and the Mason-Dixon Bee.

Deep South: Dixie All Ya All Can Eat Buffet

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

Some Settling May Not Occur