Southern Rock Lover Pillows

Gregg Allman

"Free Bird!"

William Faulkner

Truman Capote

Last Chance For Reality

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Plymouth Rock

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Cool hand... Uke

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Sir Elton John

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Truman Capote

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Andy Partridge

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Eric Clapton

James Taylor

"Before I worked in munitions, I composed rock and roll music."

'A pre vegetarian Paul McCartney during his early hamburger period'

Elfis

Elvis and Lionel Rose.

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Lil' Elvis.

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

Too much Rioja

A Redneck Christmas

Information. You hear about misinformation and disinformation, but who knew about all these other options? Swiss information. Hiss information. Bliss information. Kiss information.

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

George Harrison

Hey y'all.

"Don't worry, it's just a dummy. It's for atmosphere."