Small Town Romantic T-Shirts

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Centerville.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Recess does things to a man."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Love in Boom

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"The thing I like about New York, Claudia, is you."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Shepherd

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

' Well..She did it to me again.'

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

Rural Cityscape

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Sheep

...and I see the catering is sorted.

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

Brown cow

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

"When this is all over, let's move to the sticks."

You have reached your destination... Shat Nav

Hadleyville Has-Beens

She was his star, and he followed her career closely.