Small Town Dweller T-Shirts

Bitter Pennsylvanians cling to their Guns and Religion.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Country Bumpkin.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

New York Scatological Society

'Honey, I'm home.'

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"