Small Town Dweller Pillows

Bitter Pennsylvanians cling to their Guns and Religion.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Country Bumpkin.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

New York Scatological Society

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

A bricklayer building a tree

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"