Small Farm Dweller Pillows

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Scuba cow"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Show and Tell.

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'