Small Town Life Pillows

'I come from a very small town.'

Pond Village Store Generalists

Hadleyville Has-Beens

'That's what I like about small town life. Did you notice how polite that mugger was?'

Small Town USA.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Things I love about Powell River...

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

ONE HORSE TOWN

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Centerville.

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

"You ain't from around here, are you, Mister?"

Entering Yoke.

Welcome to Fertilityville

Another sleepy one town horse.

"Welcome to Cornish Est. 1763. Nothing to see here, move along, folks."

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

Just in from St. Paul.

Mom & Pop Shoppe: Going Out Of Business (Not that it's your fault).

'Shee-yoot. Now we ain't even a one-horse town.'

'It's a common misconception.'

"Well, when did you get back to the Big Town?"