Small-town Living T-Shirts

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Things I love about Powell River...

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

ONE HORSE TOWN

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Centerville.

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"You ain't from around here, are you, Mister?"

Another sleepy one town horse.

Just in from St. Paul.

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

Entering Yoke.

Pond Village Store Generalists

Welcome to Fertilityville

'Shee-yoot. Now we ain't even a one-horse town.'

Multipurpose car

"Believe me, the street smarts you picked up in Elmwood, Kansas don't carry any weight around here."

"Well, when did you get back to the Big Town?"

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"

Small Town USA.