Small Towns T-Shirts

'Entering Simsdale.....'

Albert hated growing up in a small town. 'Ow!! My toe!'

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Another sleepy one town horse.

'Shee-yoot. Now we ain't even a one-horse town.'

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

Multipurpose car

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Things I love about Powell River...

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

ONE HORSE TOWN

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Centerville.

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Model Shop

"Welcome to Cornish Est. 1763. Nothing to see here, move along, folks."

Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.

Just in from St. Paul.

Smalltown, U.S.A.

West Fester needs to get with it! Sorry, Twig. We like it dull. Tuba concert. We want quiet, steady citizens. Isn't that discrimination? Only against exciting folks. We welcome boring persons of all races, creeds and sexual orientations. Wow! A rainbow of monotony.

Entering Yoke.

"You ain't from around here, are you, Mister?"

Pond Village Store Generalists

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

"Well, when did you get back to the Big Town?"