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It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

She required plenty of personal space.

ONE HORSE TOWN

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Centerville.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"So, you're staying in then?"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

Free Little Library

Introvert Career Faire.

Bill's never been a team player.

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

There once was a person who planted a seed

A retired man relaxing by fishing.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Card night for introverts.

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'

"I love our comfortable silences."

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

Extrovert vs. Introvert in Lockdown

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Just in from St. Paul.

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