Small Town Charm T-Shirts

Just in from St. Paul.

"Well, when did you get back to the Big Town?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Things I love about Powell River...

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Centerville.

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

Entering Yoke.

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

Pond Village Store Generalists

Smalltown, U.S.A.

Another sleepy one town horse.

"Welcome to Cornish Est. 1763. Nothing to see here, move along, folks."

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

Mom & Pop Shoppe: Going Out Of Business (Not that it's your fault).

'Shee-yoot. Now we ain't even a one-horse town.'

'It's a common misconception.'

Small Town USA.

Welcome signs 'Mediocre, Illinois, home of absolutely nothing at all'

"Believe me, the street smarts you picked up in Elmwood, Kansas don't carry any weight around here."