Small Town Wanderer T-Shirts

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Centerville.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Hadleyville Has-Beens

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

Model Shop

Pond Village Store Generalists

"Welcome to Cornish Est. 1763. Nothing to see here, move along, folks."

Another sleepy one town horse.

Smalltown, U.S.A.

Country man asking stern policeman for directions

Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.

Just in from St. Paul.

Entering Yoke.

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

Mom & Pop Shoppe: Going Out Of Business (Not that it's your fault).

"Believe me, the street smarts you picked up in Elmwood, Kansas don't carry any weight around here."

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"

'It's a common misconception.'

"Well, when did you get back to the Big Town?"

"This is the close-knit town where a grisly murder reveals a dark secret...."