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Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Now that's an afro!'

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Pigeon Little

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

See you at the farmers market!

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Push for Disco...

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Coronavirus world

See you at Charing Cross!

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"I know. I miss him, too."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Doubledecker bus stop

A bit of Newlyn.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Hot Rinzelophtats

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.