Town Wanderer T-Shirts

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

'Now that's an afro!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Pigeon Little

The only way to see the world is to see the world

See you at the farmers market!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Push for Disco...

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Coronavirus world

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

See you at Charing Cross!

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

A bit of Newlyn.

Doubledecker bus stop

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Hot Rinzelophtats

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'I'd kill for concrete.'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.