Small Town Wanderer Mugs

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Centerville.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Hadleyville Has-Beens

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

Model Shop

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

Pond Village Store Generalists

Country man asking stern policeman for directions

Entering Yoke.

Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.

West Fester needs to get with it! Sorry, Twig. We like it dull. Tuba concert. We want quiet, steady citizens. Isn't that discrimination? Only against exciting folks. We welcome boring persons of all races, creeds and sexual orientations. Wow! A rainbow of monotony.

Smalltown, U.S.A.

Another sleepy one town horse.

"Welcome to Cornish Est. 1763. Nothing to see here, move along, folks."

Just in from St. Paul.

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

Mom & Pop Shoppe: Going Out Of Business (Not that it's your fault).

"This is the close-knit town where a grisly murder reveals a dark secret...."

"Believe me, the street smarts you picked up in Elmwood, Kansas don't carry any weight around here."

"Well, when did you get back to the Big Town?"

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"