Small Town Explorer Mugs

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

"Welcome to Cornish Est. 1763. Nothing to see here, move along, folks."

'It's a common misconception.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'So what have you been up to?'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Manhattan Woods

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Deadwood 25 miles

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

Model Shop

"Old abandoned bar"

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Entering Yoke.

Welcome to Scivvyville...not fot the squeamish'.

Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.

"You ain't from around here, are you, Mister?"

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

Toy Town-Now with Congestion charging. 'He'll have to pay ?8 every time he plays with it.'

Welcome signs 'Mediocre, Illinois, home of absolutely nothing at all'

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"

Oldest sibling is last to know about Dad's new girlfriend.

Non-Travellers' Tales

Welcome! HOBNOB Your friendly chatty town!

"Do we have any size ones in stock?"

'I know the recession is expected to boost English tourism, but I still think you're being optimistic.'

'I come from a very small town.'

Welcome to Greenville - "Worth the Visit"