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'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

You're the olive in my martini

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Up please...

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

"You had me at hell."

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

"He's a little shy around people."

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

Sex and the Old City

Princess with dark roots showing

"It's too late to call them now—they'll be sound asleep. They live in Connecticut!"

'My son, the telemarketer...'

'The dog and cat followed me home, the bird flew in the window and the fish swam up the toilet. Obviously I have animal magnetism.'

"I just realised that I'm talking to myself."

Hill-Billy Bag Lunches

'What church do YOU go to?'

'Hey, Thunder Thighs, Bean Pole's here!'

"Sandro! What a relief to see you up and smoldering again."

Once again her smile had failed to light up the room.

'Brace yourselves, ladies.'

Corkscrew.