Supernatural Charmers Pillows

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

You're the olive in my martini

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Up please...

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Another confabulous breakthrough, professor.'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

"You had me at hell."

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

"He's a little shy around people."

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

Sex and the Old City

Princess with dark roots showing

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

"It's too late to call them now—they'll be sound asleep. They live in Connecticut!"

'My son, the telemarketer...'

'The dog and cat followed me home, the bird flew in the window and the fish swam up the toilet. Obviously I have animal magnetism.'

"I just realised that I'm talking to myself."

Hill-Billy Bag Lunches

'What church do YOU go to?'

'Hey, Thunder Thighs, Bean Pole's here!'

"Sandro! What a relief to see you up and smoldering again."

Once again her smile had failed to light up the room.

'Brace yourselves, ladies.'

You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything. What happened? They discontinued my swoon insurance. Your what? It's for when someone's overcome by my personal charisma and faints. Happens at least twice a month. It was part of the velvet plan. You should call your Congressman.

Corkscrew.