Devilish Charmers Prints

Corkscrew.

"You had me at hell."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Seven Layers.

"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."

BREAK TIME!

"Look. . . I know that you think I'm a idiot, but I'm not a complete idiot!"

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

"He's a little shy around people."

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

"Thank you for saving me, Mr. Nice Man! I almost drowned! You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

'WOOSH!' 'Ok, who set off the sprinkler?'

Sex and the Old City

"It took a lot of soul searching, before i became a success."

'The dog and cat followed me home, the bird flew in the window and the fish swam up the toilet. Obviously I have animal magnetism.'

'I'm here for identity theft.'

Once again her smile had failed to light up the room.

You're a good looking man.

"You hired a lawyer to draft a summary of your report card?"

Came by to save your soul, but you weren't home. Have fun in hell - Bridget, born-again Christian.

'I'm happy to announce that the international society of child-pageant parents will be relocating here next year.'