Angel And Devil Charmer Mugs

"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

Heaven and Hell

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

Angel Romance

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"You had me at hell."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."

"This is not what I expected Heaven to look like."