Heavenly Traveler Mugs

'Damned tourists.'

'Well, QUIT sending me back as a low-bid contractor.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

'And did you pack that yourself'

Cherub on a cloud

"Good game."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Parachuting bishop.

Monk on the beach

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Airports.

'Recalculating!'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'Go to Hell'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

The suite hereafter.

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

'You are here.'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."