Heavenly Journey Mugs

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

"Good game."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Steve found himself on his travels.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Airports.

"I opted for the upgrades."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Cherub on a cloud

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Cherub string quartets

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Not only do I not know the meaning of life, I also forgot why I came up here."