Heavenly Journey Mugs

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

"Good game."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Ok, ok, last page.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Steve found himself on his travels.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Airports.

"I opted for the upgrades."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Cherub on a cloud

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Cherub string quartets

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

"Not only do I not know the meaning of life, I also forgot why I came up here."