Heavenly Adventurer Pillows

Parachuting bishop.

"Good game."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"When was your last meta-physical?"

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'