Heavenly Adventurer Prints

Parachuting bishop.

"Good game."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Astral Projection

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'

"When was your last meta-physical?"