Heroic Adventurer Prints

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Now you can send it."

Shoot For The Moon

"...it's another metal detector."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"Fight or flight?"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Sticking out tongue

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

People of Courage

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'I told you to sip it!'

'Well, we made it.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Alcoholidays.

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Church Steeple Rocket

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

'Are you sure this is legal?'