Celestial It Explorer Gifts

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Mars Poppins

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Siri, find oxygen."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

God passing the time.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'